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Aborted Middle-earth Chainsaw Kids Heavy Cotton™ Tee
A chainsaw hero with a severed head, a hooded halfling and a dark tower under the Aborted logo: Trapped in Middle-earth, on a kids heavy cotton tee.
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An Aborted horror-poster mashup with a fantasy twist. Under the orange logo, a chainsaw-armed hero holds up a severed head while a hooded halfling with a sword, dark riders and a looming tower crowd the scene. The caption says it all: Trapped in Middle-earth. Surrounded by orcs. Low on gas. Gory, funny and very Aborted.
Design
- Front: The orange Aborted logo over a painted mashup scene: a hero with a chainsaw holding a severed head, a hooded halfling with a sword, riders and a dark tower, and the caption Trapped in Middle-earth. Surrounded by orcs. Low on gas.
About the Kids Heavy Cotton™ Tee
The Kids Heavy Cotton™ Tee brings Aborted to the youngest listeners. Midweight cotton makes it soft but sturdy enough for school, play and every wash in between.
- Fabric: 100% cotton
- Weight: Midweight, 5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²)
- Fit: Classic fit with a crew neckline
- Build: Tubular body with no side seams; seamless ribbed collar; twill-taped shoulders
- Label: Pearlized tear-away label
Care
- Machine wash warm (max 40 °C / 105 °F)
- Non-chlorine bleach only, as needed
- Tumble dry medium
- Iron or steam on low, avoiding the design
- Do not dry-clean
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- CategoryKids' T-Shirts
- Options35 variants
- AvailabilityIn stock
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