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Aborted Middle-earth Chainsaw Kids Heavy Cotton™ Tee

$13.22

A chainsaw hero with a severed head, a hooded halfling and a dark tower under the Aborted logo: Trapped in Middle-earth, on a kids heavy cotton tee.

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An Aborted horror-poster mashup with a fantasy twist. Under the orange logo, a chainsaw-armed hero holds up a severed head while a hooded halfling with a sword, dark riders and a looming tower crowd the scene. The caption says it all: Trapped in Middle-earth. Surrounded by orcs. Low on gas. Gory, funny and very Aborted.

Design

  • Front: The orange Aborted logo over a painted mashup scene: a hero with a chainsaw holding a severed head, a hooded halfling with a sword, riders and a dark tower, and the caption Trapped in Middle-earth. Surrounded by orcs. Low on gas.

About the Kids Heavy Cotton™ Tee

The Kids Heavy Cotton™ Tee brings Aborted to the youngest listeners. Midweight cotton makes it soft but sturdy enough for school, play and every wash in between.

  • Fabric: 100% cotton
  • Weight: Midweight, 5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²)
  • Fit: Classic fit with a crew neckline
  • Build: Tubular body with no side seams; seamless ribbed collar; twill-taped shoulders
  • Label: Pearlized tear-away label

Care

  • Machine wash warm (max 40 °C / 105 °F)
  • Non-chlorine bleach only, as needed
  • Tumble dry medium
  • Iron or steam on low, avoiding the design
  • Do not dry-clean

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  • CategoryKids' T-Shirts
  • Options35 variants
  • AvailabilityIn stock

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