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Aborted Middle-earth Chainsaw Unisex Heavy Blend™ Crewneck Sweatshirt

$25.40

A chainsaw hero with a severed head, a hooded halfling and a dark tower under the Aborted logo: Trapped in Middle-earth, on a unisex crewneck sweatshirt.

Clothing sizes 2XL
Gildan Colors Navy
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An Aborted horror-poster mashup with a fantasy twist. Under the orange logo, a chainsaw-armed hero holds up a severed head while a hooded halfling with a sword, dark riders and a looming tower crowd the scene. The caption says it all: Trapped in Middle-earth. Surrounded by orcs. Low on gas. Gory, funny and very Aborted.

Design

  • Front: The orange Aborted logo over a painted mashup scene: a hero with a chainsaw holding a severed head, a hooded halfling with a sword, riders and a dark tower, and the caption Trapped in Middle-earth. Surrounded by orcs. Low on gas.

About the Unisex Heavy Blend™ Crewneck Sweatshirt

The Unisex Heavy Blend™ Crewneck Sweatshirt is pure comfort: a warm cotton-polyester fleece that keeps the Aborted design crisp and the collar in shape wash after wash.

  • Fabric: 50% cotton, 50% polyester
  • Weight: Medium-heavy, 8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²)
  • Fit: Classic fit with a crew neckline
  • Build: Ribbed knit collar, double-needle stitching, no side seams
  • Label: Pearlized tear-away label

Care

  • Machine wash cold (max 30 °C / 90 °F)
  • Non-chlorine bleach only, as needed
  • Tumble dry low
  • Do not iron
  • Do not dry-clean

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  • CategorySweatshirts
  • Options44 variants
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